Philadelphia Cracks Me Up
Sunday, January 28, 2018

Philadelphia is a Backwards Town

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Philadelphia is so far behind the times that last week a postman was shot dead on the sidewalk in the mistaken belief that he was a Con...
Wednesday, January 24, 2018

Eagles Go To Super Bowl and Win! New Quarterback is Hero

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The Eagles football coach was desperately seeking a new quarterback with a good throwing arm when he happened to see on television a CNN r...
Monday, January 22, 2018

Marriage Through Thick and Thin: Philadelphia Circus History

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John and Hannah Battersby were irrefutable proof that opposites do attract. They met in the circus where 600-pound Hannah worked as th...
Thursday, January 18, 2018

Philadelphia Sports Never Gets Too Dirty: The Phillies at Baker Bowl

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The biggest advertising sign at the old Baker Bowl read “The Phillies Use Lifebouy Soap.”  A graffiti artist got inside one night and ad...
Monday, January 15, 2018

Senator Boies Penrose Suggests an Alternative To Church Membership

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Boies Penrose, a U.S. senator 1897-1921 was known for his huge appetite for food and drink.  When an advisor suggested that he join a ch...
Monday, January 8, 2018

Drinking In Philadelphia: The Tongue-Twister

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An old test to tell if a Philadelphian was inebriated was to make him say “First Assistant City Solicitor” without getting his tongue tan...
Friday, January 5, 2018

Dumb Things Said By Philadelphia Tour Guides Part Two: Fake History!

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Pointing to the Powel House on 3rd Street near Walnut where George Washington was a frequent guest, one guide claimed that “George Washing...
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